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:DidtheyoungmanspeakEnglish?Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFr

1.TwoTicketsPleaseAyoungmanwasinlovewithagirl.Atoneweekend,heinvitedhisgirlfriendtothecinema.Whenthe

数学课老师提问三角形的分类,一个同学回答：直角三角形,锐角三角形和钝（chun)角三角形

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!两块蛋糕汤姆

ADollarPerPointAprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktoh

1、Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenanicebergandaclothesbrush?　　冰山和衣刷之间有什么区别?　　A:Onecrushesboatsandtheothe

A:nicetomeetyou.B:nicetomeetyou,too.A:nicetomeetyouthree.这个就不翻了哈翻出来就没有好笑了希望对lz有帮助.

1.李鸿章是清末名臣.一次,他有个远房亲戚赴考,这个人不学无术,接到试卷一看,竟然一题也不会答.此时他灵机一动,突然想到自己是当朝中堂大人李鸿章的亲戚,于是在试卷上写道：“我是当朝中堂大人李鸿章的亲妻

1)TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"Sch

Basically,allthesexaresame.习相远：Butitdependsonhowthewayyoudoit.苟不教：Ifyoudonotpractiseallthetime.性乃迁：S

Takentheseat"Excuseme,buttheseatyou'vetakenismine.""Yours?Canyouproveit?""Yes,Iputacupoficecreamonit

Whatjusthappenedhere?Amilitarycargoplane,flyingoverapopulatedarea,suddenlylosespowerandstartstonosed

一个人很爱学英语,一天他在公园里和一个老外撞在了一起,他赶紧就说“I'MSORRY!"老外说"I'msorrytoo"他说"I'msorrythree"老外就奇怪了问道"Whatareyousorry

Doesthedogknowtheproverb,too?Thelittleboydidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog."It'sallright,"saidagentle

MywifeandIcan‘tcometothephonerightnow,butifyou‘llleaveyournameandnumber,we‘llgetbacktoyouassoonaswe‘

一人爬墙出校,被校长抓到了,校长问：为什么不从校门走?答曰：美特斯邦威,不走寻常路.校长又问：这么高的墙怎么翻过去的啊?他指了指裤子说：李宁,一切皆有可能.校长再问：翻墙是什么感觉?他指了指鞋子说：特

一首题为《卧春》的陆游的古诗,要求学生听写出来.　　语文老师朗读如下有位学生听写如下　　《卧春》|《我蠢》　　暗梅幽闻花,|俺没有文化　　卧枝伤恨底,|我智商很低,　　遥闻卧似水,|要问我是谁,　　易

医生问病人是怎么骨折的,答：我觉得鞋里有沙子,就扶着电线杆抖鞋,我抖啊抖.有个人以为我触电了,便抄起木棒给了我两棒子.

Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's."What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor."Ihavebeenbrokenal