英语翻译Osama Bin Laden,a Canadian,and President Bush were walki

英语翻译
Osama Bin Laden,a Canadian,and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp.They rubbed it and a genie came out and said,"I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together."
The Canadian said,"I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true.Osama looked amazed so he wished
for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true.President Bush said "Genie,tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow!That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!
My Baby Swallowed a Bullet
Young Mother:"Doctor,my baby swallowd a bullet.What shall I do
Doctor:"Don't point him at anybody."
allybaby
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest.One of them suddenly
fell down by accident.He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed
to have ceased breathing.The other hunter soon took out his mobile
phone to call the emergency center for help.The operator said
calmly:"First,you should make sure that he is already dead." Then
the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and
next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"

乌萨马本拉丹,加拿大,和美国总统布什分别走在街上当他们看到一个黄金灯.他们揉它和精灵出来,并说： “我会给予每个人一个希望：希望的三一起” .
加拿大说, “我父亲和我的儿子将是一个农民,所以我想的土壤,在加拿大要永远肥沃的” .精灵说,魔术的言论和希望终于实现了.乌萨马期待惊讶,因此,他希望
为修建隔离墙的阿富汗周围精灵说,魔术的言行再次希望终于实现了.布什总统说, “ Genie的,告诉我更多关于这座墙, ”精灵说： “这是50英尺厚和500英尺高,所以没有什么可以在任何可以摆脱”美国总统布什说： “哇, '从大的桥梁...填补它与水!
我的孩子吞下一颗子弹
年轻的母亲说： “医生,我的宝宝swallowd子弹.我应该怎么办?
医生： “不要点,他在任何人” .
allybaby
一旦两个猎人去打猎,在森林.其中一人突然
倒下意外.他表明,白人,他的眼睛,似乎
已停止了呼吸.其他的猎人,尽快拿出他的移动
电话呼叫急救中心寻求帮助.经营者说
冷静地说： “首先,您应该先确认他是已经死了” .那么
经营者听取了枪伤,从另一端的电话和
明年,他听到猎人问： “下一步应该怎么做” ?