帮我想一篇有关于动物的5分钟英语对话（4个人的,每个人各演一个动物）内容要弄搞笑点的哦!

帮我想一篇有关于动物的5分钟英语对话（4个人的,每个人各演一个动物）内容要弄搞笑点的哦!

The host (主持人):Today we have four friends for our party,there are Panda,Penguin,cow and monkey.We all know there's a famous saying,it is from Scolfield,"we should love animals because they are tasty." Today,our friends will talk with us about their lives and dreams.Please welcome!
Panda:Hello,ladies and gentlemen!
Penguin:Ladies and gentlemen?I don't think there are any gentlemen there,because I'm the only gentleman here.
Monkey:Why are you the only one?I don't get it.
Cow:I cannot understand it,either.
Pengui:Look at people there!They don't wear suits at all!But I do!
Monkey:Oh I see,that's it.But you are not colorful,Mr.Pengui.
Cow:Yes,I'm very colorful,there are many dots here.
Panda:I only have two colors.Actually my dream is that I want to take a colorful photo.
Monkey:What a pity,Girl Panda.I'm luckier than you.My ass is red,ha-ha.People can get very famous if they touch it!
Cow:How funny you are!How about me?Well,Girl Panda,people drink my milk,but nobody calls me Mum,I'm the poor one.
Pengui:Ha-ha,yeah,I drink milk,but I call my mum mum,I don't call you mum.
Monkey:Nobody will call you mum unless you have a baby,Mrs Cow.
Cow:That's right!
Panda:Everyone has a dream,it's a long road to walk to the end.
The host:How funny these animals are!It's really great!They are humorous,and animals all have dreams.Let's hope everyone realizess their dream!