英语笑话（150字）150字的英语笑话最好对给几个,有中文翻译.立意不可设计宗教和不健康题材.一定要字数过关立意最好和动

英语笑话（150字）
150字的英语笑话
最好对给几个,有中文翻译.
立意不可设计宗教和不健康题材.
一定要字数过关
立意最好和动物有关。

Dinner's ready
My cooking has always been the target of family jokes.One evening,as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly,the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off.Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school,they did not respond to the alarm.Annoyed,I stormed through the house in search of them.
I found them in the bathroom,washing their hands.Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm,I asked them to identify the sound.
It's the smoke detector,they replied in unison.
Do you know what that sound means?I demanded.
Sure,my oldest replied.Dinner's ready.
晚饭准备好了
我的烧饭手艺向来是家庭笑话的攻击目标.一天晚上,晚餐我准备得有点儿太快了,厨房里充满了烟,结果烟雾探查器报起警来.尽管我的两个孩子都在学校里接受过防火安全训练,可是他们并没有对报警声作出反应.我感到很恼火,满幢房子乱冲寻找他们.
我在洗澡间找到他们,发现他们正在洗手.我的声音盖过了烟雾警报的嗡嗡声,我叫他们辨别那声音.
“是烟雾探查器,”他们异口同声地说.
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate,a plump,middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind,lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back.Her momentum carried her close to my shoes.Before I could help her,however,she had scrambled up.Gaining her composure,she winked at me and said,"Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车.接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了.她的惯性使她接近了我的脚.我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来.她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”
Three Men in a Boat
Three men were sitting on a park bench.The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish.They baited imaginary hooks,cast lines and reeled in their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.
"Oh yes," he said."They are my friends.
"In that case," warned the officer,"you'd better get them out of here!"
"Yes,sir," the man replied,and he began rowing furiously.
三人同舟
三位男子在公园的长椅上坐着.中间的一个在读报纸,另外两个在假装钓鱼.他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵,放线,并卷线把鱼抓上来.
一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象,他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位.
“喔,认识,”他说,“他们是我的朋友.”
“那样的话,”警察告诫说,“你最好把他们从这里弄走.”
“好的,警官.”那男子回答说,接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来.
The ability of the Kangaroo
The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo,but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside.The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet,but the kangaroo got out again.Exasperated,the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet,but the kangaroo still escaped.A giraffe asked the kangaroo,"How high do you think they'll build the fence?"
"I don't know," said the kangaroo."Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked.
袋鼠的能力
动物园为刚引进的袋鼠建了一个特殊的八英尺高的围墙.但是第二天早上,人们发现这动物在围墙外面蹦跳着.于是围墙高度增加到十五英尺,但袋鼠还是跑了出来.动物园经理甚感恼火,又叫人把围墙高度加到三十英尺,但袋鼠还是逃了出来.一个长颈鹿问袋鼠：“你认为他们会把围墙建到多高?”