急.各位英语好的快来帮我把这篇文章的大意用英文写出来（大意大概是最后一段话那么多）.有的我加

急.各位英语好的快来帮我把这篇文章的大意用英文写出来（大意大概是最后一段话那么多）.有的我加
Lucy:Ah,good evening,you've come at last.
Jack:Oh....er ...good evening.Yeah ...er ...sorry to be late.
Simon:But Jack…
Lucy:Oh,Jack,you are naughty.Keeping me waiting here twenty years.And then trying to surprise me by coming in the window[1] .[2] And you've brought a friend,I see,as strong as you.Good evening.I hope you didn't damage your clothes coming in the window like that.Jack's such a silly boy.Still up to his tricks.[3] Do take a chair.And you Jack,sit down and we can all have a nice cup of tea.You'd like that,wouldn't you?
Simon:Oh ...er ...yeah,er ...thanks very much.Er ...thank you.
Lucy:Lovely.Now,won't be a minute.Jack,entertain your friend,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.
Simon:A right mess this is.Quick,back out of the window.[4]
Jack:No.Calm down.Can't you see?It's even easier.She thinks I'm her old boyfriend.Must've been waiting for him for twenty years.[5] All I have to do is ask her for the money and she'll give it to me.She's off her head.[6]
Simon:Do you think so?Think it'll be as easy as that?
Jack:Of course it will.Now shut up.She's coming back.
Simon:She didn't even notice our masks.
Jack:Oh,shut up.
Lucy:Here we are.A nice cup of tea and.Now,Jack,you haven't introduced your friend.
Jack:Oh,no.Sorry.Er ...this is Simon.Yeah ...'Simon'.Simon,this is ...
Lucy:Hello,Simon.So pleased to meet you.I'm Lucy.
Simon:Oh,very pleased,I'm sure.
Jack:Lucy,I wanted to talk to you about money.
Lucy:Ah yes,Jack.I wondered.I wasn't going to mention it quite so soon,but that ten thousand pounds I lent you must have got quite a lot of interest by now,and times are rather hard.[7] Now,drink your tea like a good boy and we'll discuss how you can pay it back.Twenty years is a long time to wait,after all.Jack?Jack,what are you doing?Come back in here at once.Oh dear.He is a naughty boy.But I know he'll come back.Always did.But I'm afraid his tea will be cold.Ah ...
我要的不是中文，是大意。

露茜:噢,晚上好,你已经走了.
杰克:哦……呃……大家晚上好.是的…呃…抱歉迟到.
西蒙:但是杰克…
露茜:噢,杰克,你太淘气.让我在这里等二十多年的历史了.然后试图使我惊讶了文[1]的窗口.[2],你带了一个朋友,我明白了,和你一样强壮.晚上好.我希望你没有伤害你的衣服在窗口.杰克是个愚蠢的男孩.还搞恶作剧.[3]拿一张椅子.杰克,你坐下来,我们可以一起吃一杯好茶.你想要的,不是吗?
西蒙:噢……嗯……是的,嗯……非常感谢.呃……谢谢你.
露西:可爱.现在,就不会被一分钟.杰克,你的朋友,哈,哈,哈,哈,哈,哈.
西蒙:这是一个正确的混乱.快,退出了文献[4]的窗口.
杰克:没有.冷静下来.难道你看不出来吗?这就更简单了.她觉得我是她的男友.必须一直等待他长达20年之久.[5]我所要做的就是让她为了钱,她就把它给我.她走了她的头[6].
西蒙:你这样认为吗?认为它会一样容易呢?
杰克:当然会.现在,闭上你的嘴巴.她回来.
西蒙:她甚至没注意到我们的面具.
杰克:噢,闭嘴.
露西:我们在这里.一杯好茶.现在,杰克,你没有介绍你的朋友.
杰克:噢,不.对不起.嗯……这是西蒙.是的……“西蒙.”西门,这是……
露西:西蒙.非常高兴遇见你.我是露西.
西蒙:噢,很高兴,我敢肯定.
杰克:露西,我想跟你谈谈关于钱的知识.
露茜:噢,是啊,杰克.我很好奇.我不打算提它如此快,但那一万英镑我借给你必须有相当多的利益,由于时代相当困难.[7]现在,喝你的茶,像个乖孩子,我们将讨论如何还.二十年是一段很长的时间去等待.杰克,你在做什么?在这儿马上回来.哦,亲爱的.他是一个淘气的孩子.但我知道他会回来的.总是那样.但恐怕他的茶将会冷.啊……