英语翻译In a bar a guy told the bartender（酒吧招待员）,"I'm a professi

英语翻译
In a bar a guy told the bartender（酒吧招待员）,"I'm a professional gambler; I've made lots of money from gambling（赌）."
The bartender answered,"I can hardly believe it.Your odds（机会） are fifty-fifty （50%）at best,right?"
"Well,I only bet on sure things," said the guy.
"Like what?" asked the bartender.
"Well,for example,I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite（咬） my right eye," he said.
The bartender thought about it."Okay," he said.
So,the guy pulled out his false right eye（假右眼） and bit it."Ah（我靠）,you screwed（你骗我） me," said the bartender,and paid the guy fifty dollars.
"I'll give you another chance.I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.
The bartender thought it over again and said,"Well,I can see you're not blind.I'll take that bet."
So,the guy pulled out his false teeth（假牙） and bit his left eye.And the bartender had to pay him another fifty dollars.
Then the guy went to the back room to play cards with some of the locals.After many hours of drinking and card playing,he stumbled up to the bartender and said,"Bartender,I'll give you one last chance.I'll bet you 500 dollars that I can dump （倾倒）tomato juice into that whiskey（威士忌酒） bottle three foot away without spilling a drop."
The bartender thought the guy must be drunk now."Okay,you're on," he said.
The guy began dumping tomato juice all over the bartender,but not a drop fell into the whiskey bottle.
The bartender was overjoyed.Laughing,the bartender said,"Hey,pal,you owe me five hundred dollars!"
The guy said,"That's okay.I just bet the guys in the card room 1,000 bucks each,that I could dump tomato juice all over you but still make you laugh!"

在酒吧一个人对酒保说“我是一个职业赌徒；我犯了很多的钱赌博.”酒保说,“我简直不能相信.你的胜算各半最好的,对吗?”“嗯,我只压确定的事,说：“这家伙.“什么?”问酒保.“嗯,比如,我跟你赌五十美元,我可以咬我的右眼,”他说.酒保想它.”好吧,”他说.所以,他把他的假右眼有点它.”啊,你耍我,”酒保说,并支付五十美元的家伙.我再给你一次机会.我跟你赌五十美元,我可以咬我的左眼,”陌生人说道.调酒师想了一遍,说,“嗯,我可以看到你不瞎.我接受赌注.”所以,他拿出他的假牙,咬住他的左眼.与酒保要付他五十美元.然后他走到后面的房间打牌和一些当地人.经过几个小时的饮用水和玩纸牌,他偶然对酒保说,“酒保,我给你最后一次机会.我跟你赌500美元,我可以把番茄汁,一瓶威士忌三英尺的距离,一滴不漏.”调酒师想他一定是喝醉了,现在.”好的,你对,”他说.他把所有的番茄汁倒在调酒,但没有一滴水落入瓶威士忌.酒保狂喜.笑,酒保说,“嘿,伙计,你欠我五百美元!”他说,“好的.我打赌的人在棋牌室每1000块钱,我可以把番茄汁都超过你,但还是让你笑!”