谁知道有关鸟的笑话,或者是绕口令、or ……（英文）

谁知道有关鸟的笑话,或者是绕口令、or ……（英文）
最好是中英对照!
有急用!
只要是关于鸟,啥都行!
最好解释一下是什么意思～～～～
拜拜了～～～
还有儿歌

A wise old owl lived in an oak;
　　The more he saw the less he spoke;
　　The less he spoke the more he heard.
　　Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?
　　聪明猫头鹰,住在橡树梢；
　　越是见得多,越是说得少；
　　越是说得少,越是听得多.
　　都学猫头鹰,大人这样做.
　　Pit,pat,well-a-day,
　　Little robin flew away;
　　Where can little Robin be?
　　come into the cherry tree.
　　小小知更鸟,
　　边叫边飞掉；
　　飞到哪里去?
　　飞进樱树去.
　　TWO LITTLE DICKY BIRD 两只小鸟
　　Are you ready to play two little dicky birds
　　Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall.One named Peter,one named Paul.Fly away,Peter,fly away.Paul.Come back,Peter,come back,Paul.
　　I enjoy that,let’s do it again.Ready,one,two,three,four.Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall.One named Peter,one named Paul.Fly away,Peter,fly away.Paul.Come back,Peter,come back,Paul.
　　歌曲：Little bird 歌手：Twins
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　　A little song of love
　　Little bird can you teach me how to fly
　　how to fly to the sky
　　Oh once I have a little dream
　　wishing there I could fly
　　So little bird can you lend me your wings
　　so I can fly like you
　　La la la la la la la la la la
　　la la La la la la
　　la la la la la la la la la la la
　　la la la la la la
　　Little bird can you sing me a little song
　　A little song of love
　　Little bird can you teach me how to fly
　　how to fly to the sky
　　Oh once I have a little dream
　　wishing there I could fly
　　So little bird can you lend me your wings
　　so I can fly like you
　　La la la la la la la la la la
　　la la La la la la
　　la la la la la la la la la la la
　　la la la la la la
　　la la la la la la
　　la la la la la la
　　The parrot tasted much better than a chi
　　摘自英汉对照幽默故事
　　Jack was a young sailor.He lived in England,but he was often away with his ship.
　　One summer he came back from a long voyage and found new neighbours near his mother's house.They had a pretty daughter,and Jack soon loved her very much.
　　He said to her,"My next voyage will begin in a few days" time,Gloria.I love you,and I'll marry you when I come back.I'll think about you all the time,and I'll write to you and send you a present from every port."
　　Jack's first port was Freetown in Africa,and he sent Gloria a parrot from there.It spoke five languages.
　　When Jack's ship reached australia,there was a letter from Gloria.It said,"Thank you for the parrot,Jack.It tasted much better than a chicken."
杰克是一位年青水手.他家住在英格兰,但他常常跟船出航.
一个夏天,他远航归来,发现在他母亲住处附近搬来了一家新邻居.邻居家有一个美丽的女 儿,杰克很快就深深地爱上了她.
他对姑娘说："几天之后我又要出航了,格洛丽娅,我爱你,等我出航回来咱俩就结婚.我 会一直想着你,而且会写信给你,每到一个港口就寄给你一件礼物."
杰克到达的第一个港口是非洲的弗里敦,在那里他寄给格洛丽娅一只鹦鹉,它能说五种语言 .
当杰克的船抵达澳大利亚时,他收到了格洛丽娅的一封来信.信上说："谢谢你寄来的鹦鹉 ,档克,鹦鹉的味道可比鸡的肉鲜美多了."