英语翻译很快又是一年平安夜……年迈但仍很矫健的圣诞老人照例也要开始繁忙的工作了……因为,在这一天,全世界大约有1亿6千万

英语翻译
很快又是一年平安夜……
年迈但仍很矫健的圣诞老人照例也要开始繁忙的工作了……
因为,在这一天,全世界大约有1亿6千万个孩子在等待圣诞老人的礼物,而圣诞老人只有一个晚上的时间……
这意味着：圣诞老人要在1秒内给1434个孩子送去礼物……也就是说,必须在0.0007秒内,把雪橇停在屋顶上,然后顺着烟囱钻进屋子里,悄悄的把礼物放下,在爬出烟囱,坐上雪橇,到达下一个孩子家的屋顶上……
那么,圣诞老人的速度必须达到火箭发射的180倍!
而圣诞老人的“超级驯鹿”的速度也将是普通驯鹿地26万倍!
以这种速度前进,推动气流所产生的冲击波而引起的巨大声响将使人们彻夜难眠……
这所需要的爆发力相当于地球重力的14亿倍.
很可能,一出发,就会爆炸……
另外,即使每个礼物只有100克重,那么1亿6千万份礼物……是1600万千克!
这需要10万多只驯鹿,而圣诞老人只有9只……
这回,你知道圣诞老人和他的驯鹿有多忙碌了吧.
所以,一定不要把烟囱堵住,或者拉住圣诞老人,要和他聊天.并且,更要好好珍惜你得到的礼物.
因为我们可怜的圣诞老人真是太幸苦啦!

Soon a year on Christmas Eve ...elderly but still supple Santa Claus as usual,to begin to busy work .because,on this day,there are 160 million children around the world waiting for Santa Clausgifts,but Santa Claus only one night ...which means:Santa Claus in seconds to the 1434 children giving gifts .That must be within 0.0007 seconds,the sleigh on the roof,and thendown the chimney got into the house,quietly gift put down,climbed out of the chimney,get on the sled,to reach a child in the roof .Santa speed must reach 180 times the rocket launcher!Santa's Super reindeer "speed will be ordinary reindeer to 260,000 times!Advancing at this rate,promoting the shock wave generated by the airflow caused by loud noises will make people sleep at night ...this explosive force equivalent to 14 billion times Earth's gravity.Is likely a departure,it will explode ...In addition,even if each gift is only 100 grams,then 160 million gift .16,000,000 kg!This requires more than 100,000 reindeer,Santa Claus only 9 .this time,you know how Santa Claus and his reindeer busy.So,be sure not to chimney blocked or pulled Santa Claus,and chat with him.And to cherish the gifts you get.Fortunately,because we are poor Santa really bitter!