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101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
[Scene:Central Perk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,and Monica are there.]
Monica:There's nothing to tell!He's just some guy I work with!
Joey:C'mon,you're going out with the guy!There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler:All right Joey,be nice.So does he have a hump?A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe:Wait,does he eat chalk?
(They all stare,bemused.)
Phoebe:Just,'cause,I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica:Okay,everybody relax.This is not even a date.It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler:Sounds like a date to me.
[Time Lapse]
Chandler:Alright,so I'm back in high school,I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria,and I realize I am totally naked.
All:Oh,yeah.Had that dream.
Chandler:Then I look down,and I realize there's a phone...there.
Joey:Instead of...
Chandler:That's right.
Joey:Never had that dream.
Phoebe:No.
Chandler:All of a sudden,the phone starts to ring.Now I don't know what to do,everybody starts looking at me.
Monica:And they weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler:Finally,I figure I'd better answer it,and it turns out it's my mother,which is very-very weird,because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse,Ross has entered.]
Ross:(mortified) Hi.
Joey:This guy says hello,I wanna kill myself.
Monica:Are you okay,sweetie?
Ross:I just feel like someone reached down my throat,grabbed my small intestine,pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler:Cookie?
Monica:(explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey:Ohh.
Monica:(to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross:Thanks.
Phoebe:Ooh!Oh!(She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
Ross:No,no don't!Stop cleansing my aura!No,just leave my aura alone,okay?
Phoebe:Fine!Be murky!
Ross:I'll be fine,alright?Really,everyone.I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica:No you don't.
Ross:No I don't,to hell with her,she left me!
Joey:And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross:No!Okay?!Why does everyone keep fixating on that?She didn't know,how should I know?
Chandler:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...(They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Ross:I told mom and dad last night,they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica:Oh really,so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M.,"I'll never have grandchildren,I'll never have grandchildren." was what?A wrong number?
Ross:Sorry.
Joey:Alright Ross,look.You're feeling a lot of pain right now.You're angry.You're hurting.Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures his consent.)
Joey:Strip joint!C'mon,you're single!Have some hormones!
Ross:I don't want to be single,okay?I just...I just- I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars!(He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica:Rachel?!
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi!Thank God!I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are,you are!
Waitress:Can I get you some coffee?
Monica:(pointing at Rachel) De-caff.(to All) Okay,everybody,this is Rachel,another Lincoln High survivor.(to Rachel) This is everybody,this is Chandler,and Phoebe,and Joey,and- you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel:Hi,sure!
Ross:Hi.