麻烦给一个英语剧本,出现4个角色,最好比较搞笑类的,每个人差不多3—4句话.初一水平最好

麻烦给一个英语剧本,
出现4个角色,最好比较搞笑类的,每个人差不多3—4句话.初一水平最好

Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧
B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T:Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S:Bajie,map!
E:(摸出,递给S)
S:Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T:Bajie!How Many times I have told you,nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E:Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E:But……
T:Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?
E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S:Fat Pig!
E:Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S:You will what(凶相)?
E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S:Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E:You see ,master is hungry,too!
T:Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J:But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..
T:Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S:No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E:This is…..
S:Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T:Em……Wukong,you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo,knowledge is power!
S:Bye!(走)
T:Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B:Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1:(接近三人,望着)Can I join you?
T:I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!
T:Bomb?(打出)
B1:Double King!
T:Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S:(回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1:（倒)Ah……
T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!
S:She is a monster!
T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S:Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)
S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T:(呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong,I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T:Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)
S:（咬牙切齿）You monster,I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)
E&J:Are you Ok,master?(扶T)
J:Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong,game over!(变成B3)
B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter,my wife!Who did it?!(哭喊)
S:I’ll kill you,monster!(打)
T:（想阻止,未及）You,you.(险些晕,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S:No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T:Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!
S:(悲,离去)（音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E:Master,brother Monkey is.
T:Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!
B:(出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T:（惊）You are.
B:How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)
B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.
S:(悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T:Wukong?
E:Oh,Brother Monkey!
J:Our hero is back!
T:I,I can't understand.What happened?
S:Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T:How,how did you find out?
S:(沉默).Monkey's intuition(直觉)
N:Excuse me,where is the cniminal?
S; Ah.you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.
N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right,anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T:Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S:What?
T:I'm sorry.
S:Em?Louder,please?
T:I.am.sorry.(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T:Let's go guys!( 歌)
S:You are carrying the luggage,I am leading the horse.
E:Say goodbye to the sun,Welcome evening glow.
J:Sleeping on the ground,again we set out set out,again we set out.
T.S.E.J:Ah.Ah.Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
T:One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other,the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.
T.S.E.J:You uonder where the road is,the road is under your feet.
再问： 不好意思，太长了.....还是很感谢，如果没有别的好答案我也会采纳.......
再答： A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前 A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? A:but....sir....please listen to me..... B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum. F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english...... F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair? E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly.