求英语话剧剧本,我是初一滴,不要太长.
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求英语话剧剧本,我是初一滴,不要太长.
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表:
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
打更的太监
旁白
道具:牛奶两袋,纸屑若干.
第一幕:决战乡村陌路
旁白:A quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A man is walking along the street,step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太监:The weather is dry and things are flammable,take care not catch the fire!I’m 打酱油的!
Y与X相遇.
X:Ohm,I’m sorry to knock you!
Y:Ha-ha,Never mind baby.
X:Excuse me,Could you tell me your name?
Y:ha ha,I won’t change my name!No matter what happens.I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng(登登登登!).Who are you?
X:I’m ximenchuixue.
Y(惊讶):Ar,ximenchuixue?
X:Yes,what is wrong?
Y:I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X:Great,you know me!
Y(抱腿):Please,please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!
X:No,I must kill you!
Y:I don’t want to be killed.Let me go!
X:No way!You know?
Y(突然站起冷冷的说):Don’t force me!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X(抢过牛奶):Milk,very good!I like drinking it.
Y:Please drink it!
X(喝完牛奶):Thanks,ha-ha
Y:Do you still want to kill me?
X:Sure,must!Milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!
X:I’m sure I won’t!
Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time,I’ll never be having properly!3-2-1-0
X(捂着肚子,蹲下):Ouch,Ouch!
Y(大笑):Ha Ha……
X(可怜状):Help!Help!Where is the washroom?
Y:What?
X:Toliet?
Y:What?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see,go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X:Thanks,bye-bye.
Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuine snow!
H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y:Who are you?
H:Hua—man—-lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y:Yes,he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……
H(惊讶):Now you are the best in the world!
Y:You are right!
H:Teriffic!You are the one I’m looking for!Do you want to join in me?
Y:Yes,It’s very good.
H:Ok,follow me; let’s go!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
(To be continued…)
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表:
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
打更的太监
旁白
道具:牛奶两袋,纸屑若干.
第一幕:决战乡村陌路
旁白:A quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A man is walking along the street,step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太监:The weather is dry and things are flammable,take care not catch the fire!I’m 打酱油的!
Y与X相遇.
X:Ohm,I’m sorry to knock you!
Y:Ha-ha,Never mind baby.
X:Excuse me,Could you tell me your name?
Y:ha ha,I won’t change my name!No matter what happens.I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng(登登登登!).Who are you?
X:I’m ximenchuixue.
Y(惊讶):Ar,ximenchuixue?
X:Yes,what is wrong?
Y:I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X:Great,you know me!
Y(抱腿):Please,please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!
X:No,I must kill you!
Y:I don’t want to be killed.Let me go!
X:No way!You know?
Y(突然站起冷冷的说):Don’t force me!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X(抢过牛奶):Milk,very good!I like drinking it.
Y:Please drink it!
X(喝完牛奶):Thanks,ha-ha
Y:Do you still want to kill me?
X:Sure,must!Milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!
X:I’m sure I won’t!
Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time,I’ll never be having properly!3-2-1-0
X(捂着肚子,蹲下):Ouch,Ouch!
Y(大笑):Ha Ha……
X(可怜状):Help!Help!Where is the washroom?
Y:What?
X:Toliet?
Y:What?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see,go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X:Thanks,bye-bye.
Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuine snow!
H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y:Who are you?
H:Hua—man—-lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y:Yes,he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……
H(惊讶):Now you are the best in the world!
Y:You are right!
H:Teriffic!You are the one I’m looking for!Do you want to join in me?
Y:Yes,It’s very good.
H:Ok,follow me; let’s go!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
(To be continued…)