搜狗做题网给我一个英语笑话不好笑滚蛋
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给我一个英语笑话
不好笑滚蛋
不好笑滚蛋
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it 'To my one and only love'. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."
在一家珠宝店里,一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物.“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗?”珠宝商问道.
那名顾客想了一会儿,然后说道：“不－－在上面刻‘给我唯一的爱’.这样,如果我们闹崩了,我还可以再用到它.”
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
"He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."
"No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!"
"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
杰克到一所大学去学历史.第一学期结束时,历史课教授没让他及格.学校让他退学.然而,杰克的父亲决定去见教授,强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业.
“他是个好孩子,”杰克的父亲说：“您要是让他这次及格,我相信他明年会有很大进步,学期结束时,他一定会考好的.”
“不,不,那不可能,”教授马上回答.“你知道吗?上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的,他都不知道.”
“先生,请再给他一次机会吧.”杰克的父亲说：“你不知道,恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸.我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道.”
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?
Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!
一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意.那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?他的一个朋友问他.那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟,学生回答.这钟怎么工作的,他的朋友问.看着,别眨眼了,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋.突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!
选一下吧~~
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it 'To my one and only love'. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."
在一家珠宝店里,一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物.“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗?”珠宝商问道.
那名顾客想了一会儿,然后说道：“不－－在上面刻‘给我唯一的爱’.这样,如果我们闹崩了,我还可以再用到它.”
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
"He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."
"No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!"
"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
杰克到一所大学去学历史.第一学期结束时,历史课教授没让他及格.学校让他退学.然而,杰克的父亲决定去见教授,强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业.
“他是个好孩子,”杰克的父亲说：“您要是让他这次及格,我相信他明年会有很大进步,学期结束时,他一定会考好的.”
“不,不,那不可能,”教授马上回答.“你知道吗?上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的,他都不知道.”
“先生,请再给他一次机会吧.”杰克的父亲说：“你不知道,恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸.我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道.”
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?
Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!
一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意.那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?他的一个朋友问他.那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟,学生回答.这钟怎么工作的,他的朋友问.看着,别眨眼了,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋.突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!
选一下吧~~